Tucker Carlson Repents His Zyns, Admits He Needs ALP

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Tucker Carlson Repents His Zyns, Admits He Needs ALP

Daily Caller co-founder Tucker Carlson is making a huge career move, and it’s going to be absolutely electric.

Carlson told Old Row on Tuesday that he is launching his own nicotine pouch to compete with Zyn, a popular product owned by tobacco giant Phillip Morris International. A longtime connoisseur of the lower decky Zynachino, Carlson said he’s ditching the pouch for good due to the $18,200 that Philip Morris owners, employees, etc., have donated to Kamala Harris this election cycle.